Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts to do it.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A: W'rap' music.
Q: What do you call a zombie lying in the middle of the road?
A: A speed bump.
Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin on the ground?
Q: Who helped the young pumpkin cross the street after school?
A: The crossing gourd.
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