Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: Why didnít the turkey eat dessert?
A: Because he was already stuffed!
Q: What key has legs and can't open doors?
A: A turkey!
Q: Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
A: He had the drumsticks!
Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for?
A: Their age!
Q: Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?
A: They couldn't fit the moose in the oven!
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A: The dictionary!
Q: Where did the first corn come from?
A: The stalk brought it!
Q: Whatís the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot!