Thanksgiving Jokes

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims!

 

Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?

A: Because they never learned good table manners!

 

Q: Why didnít the turkey eat dessert?

A: Because he was already stuffed!

 

Q: What key has legs and can't open doors?

A: A turkey!

 

Q: Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?

A: He had the drumsticks!

 

Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for?

A: Their age!

 

Q: Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?

A: They couldn't fit the moose in the oven!

 

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

 

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside!

 

Q: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

A: The dictionary!

 

Q: Where did the first corn come from?

A: The stalk brought it!

 

Q: Whatís the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey trot!

 

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